I know you're in the market!
Lindsey? Catherine? Elise? Cameron?
I know you're happy where you are, but I miss you terribly and would like to have you next door.
I'd babysit your kids, cook your breakfast, mop your floors, water your plants, deliver your mail, deliver your take-out, bring you to church, sign you up in the Junior League, share my internet, wash your cars, hem your pants, mow your grass, charm your colleagues, iron your clothes, pressure wash your driveway, read your bedtime stories, sort your mail, scrub your sinks, and walk your dog.
And if you all want to take me up on the offer, then the overflow friends can live in my basement.
Let's get this house sold!